This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen.
I want one
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follow me :P
- me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
- me: of a tough week
- me: of a bad month
- me: of a terrible year
- me: of a dreadful existence
why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer
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8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
OMG THE COMMENT
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the fuck am i suppose to do with this
i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life
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The pre-plastic kardashians everybody.
omg rob awwww
omg wat
AWE KHOLE
kim still looks beautiful but check out knloe ya’ll lololol
Wow…
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me
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I can’t stop looking at this, holy shit…
This may just be the hottest gif I’ve ever seen, kiss me like this pls.
Someone random could kiss me like this, and that’d be okholy shit
when boys kiss like this »>
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